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While most people in the South, West and North Central regions are already aware, there was official confirmation tonight that the Melbourne Demons are playing in the AFL Grand Final.
The check comes after viewers were assaulted by an oat milk commercial, reminding sports fans that the downtown Dees are playing in tonight’s game.
They would face the Western Bulldogs at the culmination of the 2021 season, in what is a quintessential battle between toffs and tradies.
The distinction between the underdogs Suburban Dogs and the upper class Tesla fans driving Dees was perfectly illustrated by the aforementioned advertisement.
“Sure, they’ve got an Oatly ad in the middle of a big final on Saturday night,” laughed a neutral Victorian football fan living in our Desert County today.
“Surprised that there is also no announcement for the 2022 season at Mt Buller,” he said with a laugh.
“Just quietly, as a lactose intolerant man myself, I’m actually a bit of a fan of this stuff, but I’m not going to miss an opportunity to give these Dees fans shit.”
“Up the dogs,” he said before walking away to order himself another odd-sized beer the Victorians drink.